Bozo.  Definition: a foolish or incompetent person.  A nuisance.  A dork.  A… group full of sweaty, meaty boys?  That's right, you heard it here first.  These words cannot merely summarize the 3 muskrats who set out many years ago to save the world with their terrible instrumentals and fake-deep "introspective" lyrics.  The Webster dictionary; nay, a thesaurus; nay, even the Guinness World of Records books (pre-2011) are scrambling to understand the Floridian phenomenon known as "Bozo" and why they hold such great importance to the locals, also known as "Florida Man". 

The three gunslingers hail from an exciting bloodline of musicians and all, most notably, "Packin' Rat" Jacoby Wellbrock, a folk-country singer from the 1960's who burst on the scene with hits such as "Walking Through a Flowerbed With My Closest Friends", and "Born 2 Chill, Dressed 2 Kill".  But we aren't here to talk about our good man Jade's ancestors.  No, we are here to talk about the big boys themselves.  Vincent Ciaccio (Rhymes with Pistachio, emphasis on the salt) was born and raised in good ol' Citrus county, a place in bumfuck nowhere between drive-over town and get the hell outta dodge… town.  He holds no special talents but a place in our growing hearts.  Kyle "Jack" Hoff is man of mystery, a drifter-turned gigolo, who serenades our ears with an outrageous nasally falsetto that could make babies cry.  And last but not least, The "Macho Freakout" himself, Jade Koth.. the world famous ex-wrestler turned word rhymer who for some reason, has taken a bench-warming position as drummer for the worst band of all time. 

The 3 combine to make some ultra-mega fuck up of a Power Ranger vehicle combination known simply as… "Bozo".  The word provokes sexual intentions… It's almost as if… your right hand is slipping down your trousers at this very second!!  Don't be afraid of these feelings…  Just strap in and strap-on for the wildest ride in your life.  And if you have any doubts about these mad lads, well… my ring’s outside.